Useless Crap Sale
Many of you have sent emails asking where you can get posters of our movies.
Clearly, we’ve failed at effective web design, because the link to our online store is right in the center of the the Home page.
Anyway, you can order posters for many of our movies right here. In fact, if the poster for your favorite Asylum movie isn’t there, just send an email to Latt and he’ll add it for you (How’s that for customer service?).
Not interested in posters? You can also buy mugs, t-shirts, clothing for your dog, and much more (and who doesn‘t want SUNDAY SCHOOL MUSICAL thong panties?).
If you really want to waste your money, why not buy some Asylum movies here.
Many of our “classic” titles are ON SALE for the month of August for only $9.99 per movie (plus shipping and handling)!
You’d have to illegally download to get a better deal than that… but then you’d just be stooping to our level…
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August 16th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
That’s awesome!
August 16th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Ustedes son lo que en México llamamos “tener los huevos muy azules”
August 16th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
You are made of win and pwnd
August 17th, 2009 at 2:18 am
Hm, I gets most of my posters from work but might finally get around to buying an Asylum poster. Been aching for a Transmorphers poster to decorate my room at film school.
August 17th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
I need a SUPERCROC poster for my store!
August 18th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
LOL! Funny like alway guys
August 18th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
It would be great if you could make a t-shirt with this pic
http://kalibushi.blogspot.com/2007/07/transformers-no-transmorphers.html
And have it read. “The Asylum. Accept No Substitute.”
August 20th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Bonjour les amis !
How can you refuse so many great goodies with people cool like you guys !
You rock!
I can t wait to receive my transmorphers goodies !
August 29th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Just the last sentence of this post is a reason to love The Asylum!
September 8th, 2009 at 2:34 am
you sons of bitches! you fucking suck. you rip people off. fuck you, pieces of shit!
September 8th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Hello guys, will you be at the MIP Festival in Cannes in october?
Best,
Thomas
September 19th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
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September 19th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
The Asylum… Andrew Dice Clay…
Oh, how I wish I understood Portuguese…