Cyber Monday 2: Electric Boogaloo

Saturday, December 12th, 2009 @ 2:14 am | Headline, News, Other

Still need a gag gift for that White Elephant Party you’re going to on Christmas Eve?

Want to teach a lesson to a naughty boy or girl, but think coal is so 19th Century?

Then give the gift that everyone is sure to open and exclaim: WTF!

Asylum Movies!

Visit the Asylum Store and fill those stockings with something slightly less useful than socks and underwear.

Plus, orders made by 12 noon on December 18, 2009  will be delivered before Christmas (provided the titles are available now and the delivery location is within the continental United States. Sorry to all our fans in Turkmenistan…).

But wait, there’s more: Some of our newest titles are on SALE for a limited time.

Buy our movies… they’re more entertaining than a lead-filled toy hamster…

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    One Response to “Cyber Monday 2: Electric Boogaloo”

    1. Rick Says:

      OOOO man that’s tempting. But I already got my movie theater GM gift cards wrapped in gift card envelopes from other chains to give her a heart attack. But…my mother is asking what I want for Christmas….MSvsGO and Terminators is tempting.

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