TOYS! TOYS! TOYS!

Monday, December 21st, 2009 @ 8:26 am | Headline, News, Other

As some of know, every year Latt and his family sponsor a toy drive for the Toys for Tots program (in a futile attempt to atone for the terrible movies he’s made all year) and he’s asked me to pass along this note of thanks:

“We had a lot of contributions this year including some outstanding toys from Anya Benton, Scott Meehan, our own Lisa Ries, and Latt’s Uncle Allen — but it was D.C. Douglas, an old friend of The Asylum… and a longtime actor, that has won The Asylum’s Annual Toy Drive for Toys For Tots. D.C. stole from our local toy stores and delivered to our charity. He’s a real modern day Robin Hood (No, we are not making that movie!).

D.C. wins a chance to go to heaven, and a part in an upcoming Asylum film. Maybe it’s a snuff film. Maybe porn. We don’t know. Stay tuned.  

But thanks to everyone that brought in a toy. This year we will be supplying holiday toys to over 1,500 kids in our area!”

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    3 Responses to “TOYS! TOYS! TOYS!”

    1. Maarten Says:

      The Asylum: toys for the children and Z-grade movies for adults… did I ever mention how much I love you people?

    2. Kalebzilla Says:

      That’s great!

    3. guestar57 Says:

      very proud to be a fan

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