Archive for February, 2010


From the Set: SINBAD

Feb 23, 2010 in Headline, News, Releases

The first images from the set of THE 7 ADVENTURES OF SINBAD are now available here.

In this modern adaptation of the Arabian Nights tale, Patrick Muldoon (Starship Troopers) stars as Sinbad, a wealthy shipping magnate, who must complete a series of quests in order to save the Earth from otherworldly destruction.

Sinbad faces bloodthirsty rocs, giant man-eating cyclops, clothing-challenged sirens (pictured left), and Bo Svenson (Inglourious Basterds).

THE 7 ADVENTURES OF SINBAD will be released on May 25, 2010.

Ich Bin Ein Berliner

Feb 19, 2010 in Other

Rimawi and I just returned from the EFM in Berlin where we had the most successful market in Asylum history (the world loves crappy movies about oversized fish).

That’s me in front of the remnants of the Berlin wall freezing my ass off. It pretty much snowed the whole time, but at least I wasn’t in Cannes.

This was my first time in Germany and I was  impressed by the friendly people, the excellent beer, and the cleanliness of the public restrooms, which I visited often (mostly due to the quantity of beer).

Meteor Apocalypse and 6 Guns Trailers

Feb 05, 2010 in Other

 The trailers for our February and March releases METEOR APOCALYPSE and 6 GUNS are now online.

METEOR APOCALYPSE is an End Times thriller starring Joe Lando and Claudia Christian.

6 GUNS is our first western starring Barry Van Dyke, Greg Evigan, Brian Wimmer and Sage Mears.

METEOR APOCALYPSE will be released on February 23, 2010.

6 GUNS will be released on March 30, 2010.

We Still Get Mail

Feb 03, 2010 in Headline, Other

Regular visitors to this site know that we like to occassionally share some of the input we receive from our “fans.”

Below are actual excerpts from some of our favorite comments and letters.

As always, please be warned that these are not edited for profanity or grammatic butchery.

Here is a comment on 2012: SUPERNOVA:

Apparently this movie is being compared to a skunk crawling into a sewer, fucking a rat, having a baby, the baby eats the parents, the baby fucks a camel, the camel-rat-skunk baby then goes into a 90 year olds ass, the old 90 year old farts, the thing farts, it dies, it farts again, the old man pulls it out of its ass, eats it, pukes, wraps it in tin foil, eats and pukes it again about 5.7 times, and then dies of a heart attack.

This one came in under the subject line: “One Word Review:”

awful.  just awful.

your films make Uwe Boll look like Martin Scorsese.

I’m really bad at math, but I’m pretty sure that’s twelve words.

Now, if only this one were true:

make a sex pot 2 I will give y ou 5 million to make it.

That would be a $4,900,000 profit! Cha-ching!

It’s really not fair to make fun of people who write to you in a language that isn’t their own. But, then, life isn’t fair:  

This film is the most bad film I ever seen. So many mistakes in audio and also in video. I mean, its better for (you) to work at supermarked but not in film-industry. So very bad, I´ve never seen before. I´m workin as an audio-engineer (sound design) in a music-film-studio. If I would work so bad like you, I didn´t get some new work anytime…

Finally, my personal favorite:

I’m just in contact for a comment about the 2012 Doomsday. I wish this comment was taken as constructive criticism.

I could not watch this movie. It’s very bad.