Regular visitors to this site know that we like to occassionally share some of the input we receive from our “fans.”
Below are actual excerpts from some of our favorite comments and letters.
As always, please be warned that these are not edited for profanity or grammatic butchery.
Here is a comment on 2012: SUPERNOVA:
Apparently this movie is being compared to a skunk crawling into a sewer, fucking a rat, having a baby, the baby eats the parents, the baby fucks a camel, the camel-rat-skunk baby then goes into a 90 year olds ass, the old 90 year old farts, the thing farts, it dies, it farts again, the old man pulls it out of its ass, eats it, pukes, wraps it in tin foil, eats and pukes it again about 5.7 times, and then dies of a heart attack.
This one came in under the subject line: “One Word Review:”
awful. just awful.
your films make Uwe Boll look like Martin Scorsese.
I’m really bad at math, but I’m pretty sure that’s twelve words.
Now, if only this one were true:
make a sex pot 2 I will give y ou 5 million to make it.
That would be a $4,900,000 profit! Cha-ching!
It’s really not fair to make fun of people who write to you in a language that isn’t their own. But, then, life isn’t fair:
This film is the most bad film I ever seen. So many mistakes in audio and also in video. I mean, its better for (you) to work at supermarked but not in film-industry. So very bad, I´ve never seen before. I´m workin as an audio-engineer (sound design) in a music-film-studio. If I would work so bad like you, I didn´t get some new work anytime…
Finally, my personal favorite:
I’m just in contact for a comment about the 2012 Doomsday. I wish this comment was taken as constructive criticism.
I could not watch this movie. It’s very bad.