Archive for June, 2011


From the Set: 3 Musketeers

Jun 22, 2011 in Headline, News, Releases

Principal photography on 3 MUSKETEERS started last weekend and the first production stills are available here.

Martial Artist XIN stars as Athos, the leader of the Musketeers, and Heather Hemmens is Alexandra D’Artagnan, the government agent who uncovers a plot to assasinate the President of the United States.

Porthos is played by Keith Allan and Aramis is played by Michele Boyd.

Alan Rachins, Darren Thomas, Mam Smith, and David Chokachi round out the rest of the cast. Action actor and accomplished stunt performer Cole McKay is the director of his second film for The Asylum.

3 Musketeers premieres on October 18, 2011.

Long Live Mega Shark!

Jun 21, 2011 in Headline, News, Other

We know when we’ve been beat.

As much as it pains us to say it, MEGA SHARK’s position as the king of  kitchy, over-the-top, giant sea creatures, has been usurped by a certain chondrichthyes-cephalapoda hybrid. Let’s face it, we were out-Mega Sharked by Sharktopus (and if any of you decide to bribe me with my favorite beverage… and then somehow convince me to start blogging after drinking said elixer… I might even reveal how we were almost involved in that film).

But even though he’s no longer on top, we’re happy to see that there’s still love out there for the Orginal:

Like this fan photo.

Or this kid’s fun zone in Santa Clarita.

Or this cool birthday cake.

Pop Culture References.

Even GQ (not that one).

Famous artists are inspired by Mega Shark.

And another masterpiece from our friend Stephen Staubman

Some fans have even made their own mockbusters.

Thanks for sharing everyone!

Encore of MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS at Alamo Drafthouse

Jun 15, 2011 in Headline, News, Other

In case you missed it the first time around, the best movie theatre chain in America, Alamo Draft House, is screening an encore presentation of MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS on Wednesday, June 22, 2011 at 7pm CST.

The film will be shown in “Hecklevision,” where audience members will be able to express their love and admiration for this cinematic classic via live text, which will be streamed onto the screen alongside the feature.

It’s the only way you can use a cell phone in an Alamo Theatre without being publicly humiliated.

If you’re going to be in the Austin area next week, be sure to show your support for MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS (and for theatres that serve booze).

Go here to buy tickets or for more information.


Jun 09, 2011 in Headline, News, Releases

The first set of production stills from DRAGON CRUSADERS have finally arrived from Wales (we don’t have a lot of money, so we sent them via the ship in the attached photo).

Longtime Asylum Inmate, Mark Atkins wrote, directed, photographed, and is editing this medieval action adventure about a group of renegade Knights Templar on a quest to defeat an army of dragons.

You can see the first images here.

DRAGON CRUSADERS will be released on September 27, 2011.

The World Rips Off The Asylum

Jun 08, 2011 in Headline, News, Other

From the news:

Titanic II Sinks on its Maiden Voyage


Snakes on a Train

I hope someone sues the Earth out of existence.