Archive for June, 2013


Not Dead

Jun 13, 2013 in Headline, News, Other

As you’ve probably noticed, I haven’t posted anything here in a very long time. Between poking sticks at tigers, reading our fan mail, and producing two¬†crappy movies a month, I just haven’t had the time it takes to come up with these little¬†gems.

So, I’ve hired someone to do it for me.

Meet Marie Bertonneau, our new Social Media and Marketing Coordinator.

marie_bane.pngIn addition to updating our website, she’ll be posting on Facebook and Twitter, acting as liaison with reviewers and media, and interracting with our “fans.”

Be nice to her. Despite her villainous appearance, she’s very nice and she’s not responsible for the movies we make.

Save your vitriol for Latt.

Please join me in welcoming Marie to The Asylum family.

I look forward to seeing what she does with the site.

Now, if only I could understand why she talks with a weird accent…