The first images from the set of THE 7 ADVENTURES OF SINBAD are now available here.

In this modern adaptation of the Arabian Nights tale, Patrick Muldoon (Starship Troopers) stars as Sinbad, a wealthy shipping magnate, who must complete a series of quests in order to save the Earth from otherworldly destruction.

Sinbad faces bloodthirsty rocs, giant man-eating cyclops, clothing-challenged sirens (pictured left), and Bo Svenson (Inglourious Basterds).

THE 7 ADVENTURES OF SINBAD will be released on May 25, 2010.

Regular visitors to this site know that we like to occassionally share some of the input we receive from our “fans.”

Below are actual excerpts from some of our favorite comments and letters.

As always, please be warned that these are not edited for profanity or grammatic butchery.

Here is a comment on 2012: SUPERNOVA:

Apparently this movie is being compared to a skunk crawling into a sewer, fucking a rat, having a baby, the baby eats the parents, the baby fucks a camel, the camel-rat-skunk baby then goes into a 90 year olds ass, the old 90 year old farts, the thing farts, it dies, it farts again, the old man pulls it out of its ass, eats it, pukes, wraps it in tin foil, eats and pukes it again about 5.7 times, and then dies of a heart attack.

This one came in under the subject line: “One Word Review:”

awful.  just awful.

your films make Uwe Boll look like Martin Scorsese.

I’m really bad at math, but I’m pretty sure that’s twelve words.

Now, if only this one were true:

make a sex pot 2 I will give y ou 5 million to make it.

That would be a $4,900,000 profit! Cha-ching!

It’s really not fair to make fun of people who write to you in a language that isn’t their own. But, then, life isn’t fair:  

This film is the most bad film I ever seen. So many mistakes in audio and also in video. I mean, its better for (you) to work at supermarked but not in film-industry. So very bad, I´ve never seen before. I´m workin as an audio-engineer (sound design) in a music-film-studio. If I would work so bad like you, I didn´t get some new work anytime…

Finally, my personal favorite:

I’m just in contact for a comment about the 2012 Doomsday. I wish this comment was taken as constructive criticism.

I could not watch this movie. It’s very bad.

The trailer for our newest production, SHERLOCK HOLMES is now online.

Newcomer Ben Syder and Gareth David-LLoyd (Torchwood), pictured, play the detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend and chronicler Dr. John H. Watson.

Dominic Keating (Heroes) plays the nemesis that unleashes a monstrous attack on the City of London.

SHERLOCK HOLMES will be released on DVD on Tuesday, January 26, 2010.

This is perhaps the coolest reference about one of our movies I’ve ever seen … yes, even cooler than Sally Forth.

The graphic on the left is the creation of designer Stephen Taubman and it proves scientifically that MEGA SHARK is real and that we are geniuses (yeah… I’m pretty sure that’s what it proves…).

If you need designers, I suggest you hire this guy. We’d do it… but he’s obviously too smart to work for us.

Thanks to our friend Osvaldo for letting us know about this.

 I can’t wait to see the infographic for MEGAPIRANHA…

The first images from the set of MEGAPIRANHA are now available here.

MEGAPIRANHA stars ’80’s pop icon Tiffany, Paul “The Terminator” Logan, and Barry Williams (The Brady Bunch).

Don’t let the size of this one worry you… it gets bigger (What did you think I was talking about?).

MEGAPIRANHA will be released on April 27, 2010.

Things must be must be slow at the end of the year because The Asylum has been appearing all over the news.

We already told you about this one: http://www.theasylum.cc/blog/2009/12/were-number-1/

Then Cinematical did a nice feature on our cover art: http://www.cinematical.com/2009/12/29/cinematical-seven-asylum-dvd-covers-that-make-my-head-spin/

And we were thrilled to learn that MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS made the Yahoo top ten trailer list for 2009: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/2009-top-trailers.html

Even the print media is starting to notice. A few years ago New York Post did a feature about us, a couple years later it was Empire, then The New York Times and finally Daily Variety. Now Wired has piled on. You can read Brian Raftery’s mockbuster of every other article ever written about us here: http://www.wired.com/magazine/2009/12/ff_the_asylum/

Hey, as long as they spell our names right…

Just like the rest of the world, The Asylum was shocked and saddened to learn of Brittany Murphy’s tragic death yesterday.

As those of you are regular visitors to this site know, Brittany starred in our latest film, MEGAFAULT, and we are proud to have worked with her.

Director David Michael Latt had this to say about his experiences working with Brittany: 

“Brittany approached everyday on set with smiles and a cheery attitude. She made it a point to meet everyone in the crew, and thank the fans that came to set. I remember one instance when she heard that a young man just came back from two tours in Iraq. She went up to this soldier and thanked him for his service, took some pictures, and gave an autograph — even though she was in the middle of a very emotional scene.”

Rest in Peace…

As some of know, every year Latt and his family sponsor a toy drive for the Toys for Tots program (in a futile attempt to atone for the terrible movies he’s made all year) and he’s asked me to pass along this note of thanks:

“We had a lot of contributions this year including some outstanding toys from Anya Benton, Scott Meehan, our own Lisa Ries, and Latt’s Uncle Allen — but it was D.C. Douglas, an old friend of The Asylum… and a longtime actor, that has won The Asylum’s Annual Toy Drive for Toys For Tots. D.C. stole from our local toy stores and delivered to our charity. He’s a real modern day Robin Hood (No, we are not making that movie!).

D.C. wins a chance to go to heaven, and a part in an upcoming Asylum film. Maybe it’s a snuff film. Maybe porn. We don’t know. Stay tuned.  

But thanks to everyone that brought in a toy. This year we will be supplying holiday toys to over 1,500 kids in our area!”

Entertainment Weekly has named MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS the Worst DVD of 2009!

They obviously didn’t see any of our other films…

If you haven’t already seen it on Quiet Earth, you can watch the trailer for PARANORMAL ENTITY here.

If you haven’t already illegally downloaded it… you can buy or rent it on December 22, 2009.