The pleasure-bots in our marketing dungeon are always jabbering on and making a ruckus. It’s usually something about the best jello-shots bar or imaginary bouts between MegaShark and Hulk Hogan. But sometimes they come up with a good idea. The trick is to know which one. That’s why we need your help.

We are thinking of setting up a members-only Asylum fans site, with exclusive schwag, content, and DVDs.

We have a few questions that we need answered and we are willing to pay for it. If you take our quick and painless survey, we will pick one of you at random to receive a copy of 3 MUSKETEERS or A HAUNTING IN SALEM on DVD. We will even include a fancy case so that it doesn’t get scratched up in transit.

The survey is only a few questions, so why not, right? We may take your ideas and run with them. (And maybe send you a free movie).

So click here —> Be our hive mind
and tell us what you think.

Ha!

Two Headed Shark Embryo Found

Team Mega Shark that is…

Researchers at Oxford University have used Google Maps to chart global interest in zombies:

Zombie Map of the World

This is proof that researchers at Oxford have too much time on their hands, or a primer of where not to go during the coming ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

We are pleased to announce that 11/11/11 will debut at the 2011 Big Bear Horro-Fi Film Festival on September 30, 2011.

You can read about the premiere on Fangoria.com or the Festival’s Official Website.

If you live in Southern California, come out and show your support.

If you don’t, 11/11/11 will be available on DVD/Blu-Ray/VOD on 11/1/11.

The first images from 2 HEADED SHARK ATTACK can be seen here.

Carmen Electra and Charlie O’Connell star as a pair of college instructors leading a group of co-eds on a semester at sea that goes terribly wrong.

Brooke Hogan (left) plays a student with a healthy fear of sharks.

2 HEADED SHARK ATTACK hits on DVD, Blu-Ray, and VOD on January 17, 2012.

The explosive new trailer for 3 MUSKETEERS is available here.

Heather Hemmens, Xin, Alan Rachins, Keith Allan, Michelle Boyd, and David Chokachi (pictured) star in this modern adaptation of the classic tale.

3 MUSKETEERS will be available on DVD/Blu-Ray and VOD on October 25, 2011.

As you know, we’re in the middle of production on 2 HEADED SHARK ATTACK in Florida and we’ve been confronted with a brand new production issue.

Photographers and journalists have been following our production trying to get shots of stars Carmen Electra and Brooke Hogan. One guy has even followed our crew onto the open ocean in a boat, creating a real challenge getting our shots.

However, we’ve learned that there are also benefits to this type of attention: Free Publicity.

Here are links to just a few of the sites following our movie (or maybe just the girls in it):

Radar Online

Shock Till You Drop

Daily Mail UK

Celebrity Gossip

Wrestling Pro News

INF Daily

Denimology

VLAD TV

Celebutopia

Production has just wrapped on one of our biggest productions to date.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is an action packed adventure about a band of humans trying to survive a post-apocalyptic world full of flesh-hungry zombies.

Ving Rhames, Taryn Manning, Lesley-Ann Brandt, Johnny Pacar, and Eddie Steeples star in the film directed by Nick Lyon.

The first production stills can be seen here.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is coming this Fall.

The first production stills from 11/11/11 are now available here.

Jon Briddell, Erin Coker and Hayden Byerly star as family who discovers a terrible secret about the eleventh day of the eleventh month of the eleventh year.

The film is being directed by Keith Allan (who plays Porthos in our upcoming 3 MUSKETEERS) from a he script he wrote with Kiff Scholl.

11/11/11 will be released on 11/1/11 (because what would be the point of releasing the movie after the Armageddon?).